I shudder to think what kind of drug-fueled nose picking has led to the collective hallucination that somehow Joe Biden is the next Dick Cheney. I can only assume that the comparison has something to do with the fact that Joe and myself both get more ass than a toilet seat, but the similarities end there. I mean come on; Joe’s baby kill count is still at zero!
Biden is not the next Dick Cheney, but I’ll tell who is: Dick Cheney v2.
Isn’t he striking? Of all the clones I’ve had made of myself, he is the crown Dick.
He was a gift from a real hell-raiser
I attempted to pacify my own clone-baby by strapping him to a hand grenade and dropping him into the
Christopher Walken:
Clone babies sound tasty.
8/28/2008 2:58 PMDick Cheney:
Yes, but Chris the world is so PC these days that even devouring babies cloned after yourself is probably frowned upon.
8/28/2008 3:54 PMBill O'Reilly:
Shut up, the both of you. We'll do it live! F***ing thing SUCKS.
8/29/2008 7:51 AMChristopher Walken:
William, the last person that told me to shut up got brained by a gravestone and buggered with an oak tree branch. Now, I know the latter might appeal to you, but believe me, you won't care much for the decapitation finale.
8/29/2008 11:55 AMA headless baby :
Help me.
8/29/2008 12:55 PMJoe Biden:
Cheney getting the same amount of ass as me? Give me a fucking break. That is fucking ridiculous. Cheney getting more ass than me? Let me tell you about Cheney. His breath reeks of rotting babies and his endurance is nil due to that pacemaker. My breath smells like doublemint and I can pound poon until the sun comes up.
8/31/2008 3:39 AMBill Clinton:
In that case, Joe can you come over to my hotel room later tonight?
9/2/2008 4:53 PMAnn Coulter:
This clone has the best Dick I've seen in a long time.
9/3/2008 5:24 PMAnn Coulter:
Yes, it is even better than mine.
10/6/2008 5:24 PM