I shudder to think what kind of drug-fueled nose picking has led to the collective hallucination that somehow Joe Biden is the next Dick Cheney. I can only assume that the comparison has something to do with the fact that Joe and myself both get more ass than a toilet seat, but the similarities end there. I mean come on; Joe’s baby kill count is still at zero!
Biden is not the next Dick Cheney, but I’ll tell who is: Dick Cheney v2.
Isn’t he striking? Of all the clones I’ve had made of myself, he is the crown Dick.
He was a gift from a real hell-raiser
I attempted to pacify my own clone-baby by strapping him to a hand grenade and dropping him into the