It occurred to me the other day that I haven’t written a product review in months! The most recent was the review I wrote under my pen name Heather K. Adams, in which I famously critiqued the Hannah Montana Secret Star Hair Color Kit (3.5/5 stars). Well what better way to get back to doing what I love than by reviewing the product that has everyone talking: Mail Goggles.
In a word, yes! The stress of attempting the five math problems in 60 seconds, with a head full of murderous rage (and rare Vietnamese turtle blood), caused my defibrillator to short circuit and I passed away. Thankfully my backup generator restored power to my secondary defibrillator, and I was resuscitated. When I regained my senses, Mail Goggles had sent me some sage advice: “Water and bed for you.”
Dick's rating: 4/5 stars