If you think a Texan don't know when it's last call, you don't know Texans. Or alcoholics. And I'm both.
I am so outta here. Yeah that's right, I'm packing now. I don't wait around until the last minute. Like back at school, I would take my summer break two weeks before finals. Or when I was in the National Guard? I didn't even show up. Cause I'm ahead of the curve.
Besides, there's a lot of new faces around here. And I don't want them stealing my stuff. I got me a stack of pardons I never sent out (sorry Phil Spector). I got a candlelight shrine to Ken Lay. I don't want nobody sticking a picture of Bernie Mac in there. I got a levee (I should really put that one back).
You know what? I'm not even gonna forward my mail. Let Obama pay this month's cable bill. Wait'll he sees how many times I paid to see "Fred Claus".
Barack Obama:
The quicker your out the better, the old people smell is going to be a god damn bitch to get rid of as it is.
1/8/2009 5:35 PMHillary Clinton:
I've got dibs on the Jack Daniels!
1/9/2009 5:18 PMGeorge W. Bush:
No one likes me. Everyone tells me so. Right to my face. I'm told Texas doesn't even want me back. My Dad told me that I have been such a bad President that I have "crucified" his own legacy and ruined Jeb's once bright political career. So, after very little thought (I mean why start now, right?), I've decided to "Leaving Las Vegas" myself. In short, I'm taking all the Jack with me, Hill.
1/14/2009 4:15 PMGeorge W. Bush:
Hey Obama is "you're"
hahaha even I know that shit! .....fucking idiot. GOOD LUCK AMERICA
2/7/2009 5:27 AMAndrew Yu-Jen Wang :
Speaking of George W. Bush:
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
3/3/2009 5:30 PM______________________
I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.