Looks like my 8-year-old son has learned some bad language. Bloody cable television is ruining families. If we can't sit together in front a fucking television as a happy fucking family and watch a fucking show without violence, sex and cursing then it's a sad fucking time in this world.
I'm one of the fortunate ones. I have a good relationship with my kids. So I sat my son, Jack, down and told him: "That kind of fucking language is fresh and rude and makes you sound fucking ignorant."
He seemed to understand, he said: "Oh my fucking word, dad. I sounded like a rude wanker. I'll never use that language again. You have my fucking word."
I cried a little. It means a lot when you get through to someone you love.
a passing by reader:
Your language shared in so many of your posts makes me not so surprised your son has picked it up...too bad you turned me off from reading any more of your 'jargon' filled flop of what you call a blog.
5/8/2008 6:06 PMAnonymous:
Dear Passing by Reader:
Sorry to hear you're no longer going to be reading my blog. Does this mean you're going to stop watching my TV shows and eating at my restaurants? For I couldn't bear it.
GR
5/8/2008 9:06 PMDoc Holliday:
Why, Passing By Reader, does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Passing By Reader, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!
5/9/2008 7:53 AMAnonymous:
Well you couldn't have fucking well said it better twatter. My problem now is to get my fucking kids to stop saying "beep" all the time. Your loving friend, Marco"the fucker you shat on" White.
5/9/2008 9:07 AMAnonymous:
Well you couldn't have fucking well said it better twatter. My problem now is to get my fucking kids to stop saying "beep" all the time. Your loving friend, Marco"the fucker you shat on" White.
5/9/2008 9:07 AMKelly:
It's pretty hilarious when little kids swear for the first time. I think all adults do what they can to not laugh. I remember getting my mouth washed out with soap a lot as a little kid...hahaha! Good for you for telling your son it is impolite. All adults swear...and well, youa re the King of cursing.. :)
6/19/2008 2:15 PMKelly:
It's pretty hilarious when little kids swear for the first time. I think all adults do what they can to not laugh. I remember getting my mouth washed out with soap a lot as a little kid...hahaha! Good for you for telling your son it is impolite. All adults swear...and well, you are the King of cursing.. :) and kids will pick it up...
6/19/2008 2:15 PMFRANCY:
OMGOSH! THIS WAS F****NG HILARIOUS! GLAD TO SEE YOU GOT THROUGH TO YOUR SON :)
11/14/2008 11:13 PMAnonymous:
language I think if he want to talk like this on his blog and on tv that is really up to him and no one should correct him
11/15/2008 11:01 AM