The Unauthorized Blog of John Mayer

I didn’t even want that Grammy anyway

By John Mayer

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Looks like I owe Justin Timberlake $20. The bet was to see who cared more about the “Best Male Pop Vocal Performance” category. Apparently, he did. Buy yourself something nice, Justin.

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Oh my God we get it, you’re strong

I still don’t understand the Grammy ceremony. Why did they have a Beatles tribute show? Apparently there was a Beatles movie that Kanye told me about, he said it was kind of a trip. And then Paul McCartney was up for the same category… can anyone tell me what’s going on? I thought the Beatles were dead?

Anyway, who cares, right? Winning a Grammy is about as meaningful as winning a Juno. And speaking of Canada, all those awards should all be melted down into a giant necklace, and then use that necklace to keep Ellen Page from collaborating with Kimya Dawson again.

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Comments

Amy:

Wow you ladies take things so seriously...

2/12/2008 8:53 PM

Nikki:

I was thinking the exact same thing! I was just talking to a friend about this exact thing...wondering WTF ??? Who are the 12,000 supposed people who vote and how do they "obtain" them?

AND I have to wonder about the music industry today. Out of respect for all artists, its hard to criticize something so personal....they are all giving a piece of their heart to us...so forgive me if I offend anyone.....but I just think a lot of the top 40s pop stuff sounds so similar...so "cookie cutter". Are the artists not putting enough of their "heart" into it? Are the songs being put together by 15 different people and they are just representing it? Are they really pouring their soul into their art?

I look at artists like John Mayer (love ya baby!) who write meaningful lyrics, create a great sound/melody and who aren't scared to throw themselves TOTALLY into their creation......and you know why they aren't scared...????Because they are artists doing their craft....doing their "thing" that they love......The true artists are the ones who realize the industry is PUSHING them around to sound or be a certain way/image AND that THEY AREN'T GOING TO CHANGE TO ACCOMODATE THIS!

Staying true to your heart will never lead you down the wrong path......

2/12/2008 2:16 AM

Sarah:

Um..you don't sound dry and sarcastic, only bitter.

And what did Canada ever do to you?

2/12/2008 2:47 AM

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