My birthday is almost 2 months away, which means it's not too late to tell everyone. I'm only getting on here and telling people, because I've been getting asked a lot lately. So, Rob and Big, since you asked the other day, this is your chance to jot down what I want.

• For the cake, I want this cake that I had at Fergie and Josh Duhamel's housewarming party. I don't know what it was, but it had diamonds in the middle. A layer of gold coated the whole cake. It didn't taste very good, but the diamonds and the gold were pretty cool.
• A PETA demonstration somewhere nearby.
• The bands I want playing are O.A.R. or Mark McGrath. But if it's Mark McGrath, then Ryan Seacrest can't be invited. They're really competitive and usually when they're together it ends in someone breaking a sweat.
• Green olives with the red thing in the middle.
• A gas card for my car. Just kidding! This is what everyone else wants, though.
• Gift bags for the distant cousins and aunts and uncles who might show up... last year they went home empty-handed and with parking tickets. So, make sure the gift bags have stuff in them like microwave popcorn, movie theater passes, and Chips Ahoy.
• Shrimp tempura. I still haven't tried it, but Brooke Hogan loves them, and she's invited. You do not want to see her when she doesn't get her way. It's not a pretty sight.

I know I dropped a lot of names, but last time I tried to get the word out about my birthday party, I wasn't specific, and we ended up eating at a Dave and Busters, and the only person who wasn't a relative was Justin Long. But I had a cool time, Justin.