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Al-Qaeda! ENOUGH ALREADY

By Kiefer Sutherland

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“Police” have taken out three al Qaeda operatives in London. Police!? You think some bastard with a club and no pistol is taking out any al Qaeda operatives? I’m rocking ski masks and parkas IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER, saving the world from terrorists. I’M WEARING A MARMOT IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST to catch these jackasses. Want to explode some dynamite in the subway systems? You already tried it … IN SEASON THREE!

And once again, it’s the same story. Not on my watch. Not on Bauer’s clock, which as you all know has a battery life of FOREVER.

And it’s not just LA anymore. Nah. It’s DC, London, goddamn Krakow even. I’m like the henchmen in Carmen San Diego, except I’m not a henchman and I’m not an ASS-BANDIT! But I love that song. F**k do I love that song.

9/6/2007 7:45 PM, Unknown location
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Comments

Grasshopper:

Kiefer, I thought you are computer illiterate and you can't type,
no offense, it is true, you can't type the f word. Oh, wait a
minute, maybe Jack Buaer could. Have the writers ever thought
of Chloe and Jack should fall in love, I think they are born for
each other. They are perfect for each other.

9/7/2007 1:09 PM

marcusmitchell:

I can't recall. What season, er, year is it?

9/7/2007 3:11 AM

Jack Bauer:

Is that you Terri? I thought Nina killed you!

9/7/2007 2:14 AM

Terri:

The word is spelled 'fuck,' Keif. Perhaps if you tried to both spell it and do it a bit, you'd stop TALKING IN ALL CAPS.

9/6/2007 11:56 PM

Satellite Kid:

That is pretty funny, so is the comment right under it....

9/7/2007 12:50 AM