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Kiefer Sutherland’s Blog

After a few years in B-movie limbo (The Cowboy Way? Really?), ol' Keef made his papa proud by starring as Jack Bauer on 24, the one man who can save the world, one hour at a time. His other talents are varied: from winning national rodeo titles to playing in celebrity hockey tournaments, Kiefer's every bit as "can-do" as his television alter-ego. Except for, you know, the FBI training, weapons expertise, and knowledge of world affairs.

Boom

By Kiefer Sutherland

I get stuff done. I’ve had days … well, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but they were intense. Like, every hour something new exploded. And that’s what we need for our enemy combatants. I agree with the Virginia federal appeals court: We shouldn’t hold “enemy combatants” in jail indefinitely.

7/3/2007 8:44 PM, New York
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Kiefer Sutherland ISN'T MESSING AROUND!

By Kiefer Sutherland

Bio & Blog

My name is Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland … and this is the longest blog entry of my life. I can verify this secret with utmost certainty, as it is the only blog entry of my life.

MAKE NO MISTAKE! I may be a weblog neophyte, but I ASSURE YOU I take this job as seriously as any other — be it acting, directing, or appearing on Inside the Actor’s Studio to talk about acting and directing. I probably take it even more seriously than directing. I’ve really only directed a handful of things … AND I’M NOT VERY PROUD OF THEM!

DO NOT TEST ME! I’ve learned some things these past few years—about resolve, about courage, and about ridiculously overblown tonal extremes. If I aim my blog gun at you, TRUST ME I WILL NOT MISS! Many of you may be put off by my writing style, as it is either cool, quiet, and collected … OR TOTALLY INTENSE AND IN YOUR FUCKING FACE! There is no margin for error in my weblog. THERE IS NO MIDDLE BLOG GROUND!!!

My birth name CONTAINS FORTY NINE LETTERS, FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!

6/27/2007 8:34 PM, Los Angeles
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