It occurred to me the other day that I haven’t written a product review in months! The most recent was the review I wrote under my pen name Heather K. Adams, in which I famously critiqued the Hannah Montana Secret Star Hair Color Kit (3.5/5 stars). Well what better way to get back to doing what I love than by reviewing the product that has everyone talking: Mail Goggles.

 When I heard that Google had developed a program specifically designed to prevent the sending of electronic missives whilst under the influence, I felt I was a good candidate to put it to the test. See I’m just like you; once I’ve had a few spirits of choice, there’s that inevitable point in the evening at which I sit down at the computer to email death threats to poor people and youngsters. Perhaps Mail Goggles can prevent that embarrassing “oops!” moment the morning after?

In a word, yes! The stress of attempting the five math problems in 60 seconds, with a head full of murderous rage (and rare Vietnamese turtle blood), caused my defibrillator to short circuit and I passed away. Thankfully my backup generator restored power to my secondary defibrillator, and I was resuscitated. When I regained my senses, Mail Goggles had sent me some sage advice: “Water and bed for you.”

Dick's rating: 4/5 stars