(This blog post is dedicated to Randy Pausch, who inspired me to write this. Otherwise, I didn't have much to write about.)

In my time as a pop musician, Gap model, boyfriend of famous beautiful celebrities, and humanitarian, I have come to realize that life is precious and short. I don't take the time to appreciate the finer things, and that's going to change soon.  

• Look at my Grammy's more often. Polish them, measure them, get exact replicas made so I can put the real ones in safe keeping.
• My money. I have a lot of it. How much? Well, how high can you count? As soon as I'm done writing this, I'm going to go home, look at my safe full of cash and just smell it. Life is short.
• My smoking hot girlfriend Jennifer Aniston who has never shown her big tickets on screen. But I've seen them, and they're spectacular.
• My car. I don't even know what kind it is. I just call my car guy and tell him to bring "the fast one," and he brings it. In case you guys don't believe me, here I am filling it up with gas.

Since this is "The Last Blog Post," I want you guys to know that I'm not on here just to brag. Everyone should appreciate everything in life that they own: whether it's a little, or it's millions of dollars and the opportunity to see any of the female "Friends" stars naked whenever you want to.