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Rachael Ray’s Blog

Controversy follows this Food Network chef like the smell of baking banana bread. Do her 30 Minute Meals take more than an half an hour to make? Will she ever run out of cutesy lingo? These questions, and more, will be answered on Ray's new talk show, which promises to be both "yum-o" and "annoying-licious".

Sleep, dream of meat

By Rachael Ray

Kudos to the most respected practitioner of American journalism, The USA Today, for exposing the lies and corruption behind an antiestablishmentarian group formerly known as vegetarians.

An unfortunate consequence to this news is that these wacko flexitarians feel the need to “come out” to me as “herbies.” Here’s one cuckoo poem I received rolled up in a scroll and stuffed inside the cavity of a ginger-apricot glazed cornish game hen.

Sleep, Dream of Meat
by Mademoiselle Legume
(Note: In the same meter and stanza format as Frost’s,”Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening”)

5/25/2007 6:16 PM, Lake Luzerne
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Remote connection

By Rachael Ray

Bio & Blog

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Photo by: Suneko via Flickr

Hey there, I’m Rachael Ray, and I watch thirty-minute TV shows. Betcha didn’t think I had time, on account of how I’m so busy, did ya? Well, joke’s on you, buddy: I TiVo everything, and have my husband zip rrrrrright on through all the ads, so I can tinker with my recipes while I watch 24. Boom! Hahaha.

Anyway, so I was watching the finale, and messin’ around with a butterscotch sundae recipe, figuring out how to get a little chicken stock action goin’ on in it, when my husband hit the wrong button on the remote control, and I totally went apeshit and would have told him we were over, except I can’t remember what his name is. Can anyone? it went to PBS. And although I was in, like, hundred percent panic mode — we’re talkin’ Orange Alert meltdown here, people — I realized what was on: NOVA! Dude, I hadn’t watched NOVA in years! Coooooooool.

5/23/2007 10:10 PM, New York
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