Jack Thompson, Atto:

You gamer idiots.

Mr Pappzy:

Guns=Death :(

Games=Fun :)

How can jack*n00b*thompson get them confused?

Geela234:

Shocked to see that your "retraction" goes from calling out the real Samuel L. Jackson, to calling out the fack, figment of some writers imagination Samuel L. Jacksom. Way to show all of us video game supporters that your credability is nothing less then laughable.

Kris:

Wow, Jack.
Just, wow...
Your obviously amazing debate skills must sure come in handy during those huge trials.
And you're infinitely wise vocabulary must have judges fearing you.
But in all seriousness, your immaturity knows no bounds.

Ventus:

"Unfortunately, you could fit what you know about school shootings and their causes in a sleeve of Titleist golf balls."

Is that where you keep your knowledge of school shootings at? Because from what I can tell, you and the real Samuel J. have about the same background to be "experts"

Centipede Damascus:

Holy crap, it's Jack Thompson.

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JIHAD!:

YES! now i know jack thompsons new e-mail address!
LETS THE GLORIOUS JUNKMAILING BEGIN!

Darsh:

HAH. I'd just like to draw everyone's attention to the fact that Thompson realized this was the blog of the 'fake' Samuel L Jackson a whole 10 minutes after his original response (presumably the time period he triumphantly sent this link to Kotaku).

Jack Thompson - the Walking Talking Joke.

Johnson:

Wow, Jack. You've really outdone yourself. 'You gamer idiots'. That's all you can say? If I remember correctly, youre the one who thought this blogger was Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah, we must be the idiots.

I've been playing video games since I was 3, and I am now 19. I've played some of the sickest games, and seen some of the sickest things anyone will ever see, and you dont see me shooting up my university, do you? Games dont cause school shootings, people who are f*cked up in the head who can buy guns as easily as they can buy pencils cause school shootings.

Also to those replying to Chad: his points wasnt that anything else would have been just as dangerous as a gun. He was saying if they didnt have access to guns, they would have found something else and killed people with THAT. A mentally f*cked up person is a mentally f*cked up person and if that mentally f*cked up person wants to kill people, that mentally f*cked up person will find a way to kill people. Also, 32 people were not killed. Get your facts straight.

Andy:

At least we gamer 'idiots' can tell fantasy from reality Jack ;)

Andy:

Jack Thompson evidently can't tell someone 'simulating' Samuel L Jackson from reality!

This is shocking an unacceptable.

Mr. Thompson I think watching all those S.L.J movies has turned you into a dangerous individual who will likely act out your sad deranged fantasy of being S.L.J and shoot some people up because in your warped mind you think you are a 'badass mutherf*cker'.

I doubt whoever sold you see Black Snake Moan checked that you were mentally capable of handling the product before selling it to you. Did they even ask you for I.D?

Of course it's not your fault, the movies turned you into a dangerous potential killer with sick fantasies.

Don't worry Jack, I'll hire a real lawyer that'll make sure that those evil filmakers never make another Samuel L Jackson movie and I'll also sue the distributors so that the DVDs of the films won't be sold to vulnerable folks such as your good self.

Meantime stop watching those Jackson simulators before you end up putting a laod of Snakes on a Plane!

noreply:

Jack Thompson, Attorney
1172 South Dixie Highway, Suite 111
Coral Gables, Florida 33146
305-666-4366, cell 305-588-3005

Paul:

Wow, great response Jack, it really shows just how intelligent and mature you are. Bravo, seriously.

T. Durden:

I get a lot of scammer emails...you know, the ones claiming you've won $10 million and have to give up all
of your personal information to claim it, or the ones telling you that they have cancer and you are their only
hope of getting millions out of Nigeria.

I used to mess around with them, see how long I could keep them on the hook. Now, I'm just going to give
them Jacky Boy's personal info and let them bug the hell out of him. He wants to paint us gamers as vile,
evil, disgusting creatures? Fine. Have fun taking a call at 2 in the morning from a man who wants you to
send him $5000 to send you a supposed trunk full of cash. Or get odd letters in the mail from scammers.
Or just get hammered with all sorts of scammer emails.

Oh, and trust me. They will call, email, and send letters. They used to call up the fake voicemail I set
up all the time. And they would send all sorts of crazy letters. Good times. Good times.

Jack Thompson, Atto:

Mr. Jackson, I enjoyed your post about NIU and about me. Unfortunately, you could fit what you know about school shootings and their causes in a sleeve of Titleist golf balls. I'm a six handicap, and would love to play you a match anywhere anytime.

More importantly, Mr. Jackson, I saw you and the Jack Thompson spoof at the Spike TV Video Game Awards Show. Very funny, really.

Here's a proposal: Why don't you debate me on this issue of whether violent video games cause real world violence. I'll do it anywhere, anytime. You name it.

I dare you.

Jack Thompson, 305-666-4366, amendmentone@comcast.net

PS: Saw you in Black Snake Moan this weekend. I thought you deserved an Oscar for your performance. Brilliant.