You know we’re fucked when even the porn industry’s sticking out their soiled and sticky hand for some government money.
I can remember when the porn industry was recession-proof. Now I guess you motherfuckers are so damn cheap you won’t even pay to have a good wank no more.
You already out a motherfucking job, and I know you ain't spending all day looking at the want ads. So what the fuck?
For the good of the got-damn country, you have to buy some pornos. That shit ain’t gonna cream up itself, you know what I’m saying? It is your patriotic got-damn duty to go out right now and buy as many skin flicks and wide-open beaver mags as you can, because the American economy begins and ends with the sex trade. Step away from the free internet porn and go out and buy a got-damn issue of Playboy. Not only does that shit have some good interviews; they are the new war bonds.
Your country needs you. Get a grip, motherfuckers. For the sake of the got-damn country!
Bill Clinton:
Bail out the industry, it's oh so important!!!
1/9/2009 4:48 PMjenna jameson:
so what you're saying is that the porn industry needs a stimulus package? that this soft economy is hard on the porn industry? the industry must do something to keep the prices from going down? that's going to be a hard row to ho.
1/9/2009 4:33 PMSarah Palin:
I'd like to know what I can do to help!
1/10/2009 3:53 PMSamuel L. Jackson:
Have a hunting accident. Won't do a got-damn thing for the porn industry, but it'll make ME feel a lot better. Also.
1/10/2009 4:25 PMSarah Palin:
I'm not in the business of making you feel better. I came into this world on a mission sent from God to for once make the real Americans, who have also been made little by Hollywood, to feel better also.
1/13/2009 12:46 AMBritney Spears:
Ya 'all, why do I suddenly feel that my future is going up in smoke?
1/13/2009 3:08 PMAl Sharpton:
Probably it's the herpes in your drawers.
1/14/2009 12:22 AMBritney Spears:
I hate my little black herpes.
1/17/2009 3:06 AMSarah Palin:
Well golly! I'm convinced, gosh darn it. We need to take a long, hard look at the economy under the umbrella of job stimulation, dont'cha know. So all ya Joe Sixpacks need ta buy a porno today, ya bet'cha!
1/22/2009 9:41 PMBill O'Reilly:
I have an extremely small penis.
1/26/2009 12:42 PMAnn Coulter:
Not me. I have a big one. Wanna falafel it with some soapy water, Bill?
1/26/2009 9:03 PMBill O'Reilly:
It would be nice to see, feel and perhaps taste what a real man's penis is like. Call me.
1/27/2009 10:36 AM