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Tyra Banks was the first black woman on the cover of the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. Since then, Banks has used her modeling career to become a popular TV personality. She hosts The Tyra Banks Show where she has gone undercover as a fatty, a prisoner, and a stripper only to learn that there are much worse fates--listening to 20-year-olds whine all day about their lip fat on America's Next Top Model.

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Host of The Tyra Banks Show (2005-present)
Host of America's Next Top Model (2003-present)
Daytime-Emmy award winner
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Little Miss Promises

By Tyra Banks

Associated Press

Well, well, looks like little miss Promises needs to crack open a dictionary.

Please, girl. You think you’re the only one on this planet with issues? In the early years of my career, I got turned down for a lot of jobs. Did you see me tipping back a few to deal with my troubles? You think I got this AMAZING by mistake? You think I was born like this?! You think I ride unicorns in the spellbound summer nights barebacked, my skin glittering like a polished amber gem-stone?!! Maybe I was, and maybe I do!

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7/26/2007 10:00 AM, Los Angeles

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Gore-y details

By Tyra Banks

Bio & Blog

Hey y’all, it’s me, Tyra. You know, sometimes the spawn of famous celebrities or politicians really know how to do mama and daddy proud. But there are some out there, y’all, who put shame to the family name. Apparently, while daddy’s been busy saving the planet, Al Gore III has been busy getting crunked (albeit, responsibly). Now, I don’t mean any disrespect — but, people, you might consider not giving your child your name. That way, when they get wrecked, their name and the hoity-toity Roman numeral after it won’t get mixed up with yours.